Give me your best joke!!!

Question

Do you have a nice joke to tell us?

Answer 1

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says  Do you know me?" To which she replies, 

I think you’re the father of one of my kids.   Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, No, I’m your son’s teacher

Answer 2

Many of the players I come up against

Lol

Answer 3

2 elephants fall off a cliff

Boom Boom

Answer 4

i started carrying a knife after a mugging attempt a few months ago ............. i'm much more successful now .

Answer 5

a mother of 3 daughters is approached by her eldest one .'''mama ," she says "why am i named rose ?"the mother replies "when you were born , a rose petal fell on you're head." the second walks in , "mama , why am i called petunia" "when you were born , a petunia petal fell on you're head "replies the mum . then the youngest walks in and says "BLARGHL"  the mother sighsand replies , "good morning , Cinder Block."

Answer 6

A : knock, knock!
B : whos there?
A : i am Miss Woo
B : who?
A : thats me

Answer 7

what do you think of us all? bunches of clowns? ;-)

Answer 8

Q= haw do you find Will Smith in the snow ?........................................................................................................................................

A= you follow the fresh prince .................................................................. boom boom ......... hahahaha ........ lolololol ...............