Chips real Kitchen.
Hope you gave Giff his heels back, since it is the weekend...
Oh yes Chips. Buy a tall pole and install in middle of table. Then place chairs all around. Place collection box on table for pie money and then invite all us NPP nuts to come and watch you practice your table dancing. Never know some peeps might join you. LOL Atleast you got pie money.
You could turn it into a Pie & Cake Bank, put a Pie & Cake Bank sign outside with an arrow pointing towards dining room that says Deposit Donations Here.