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Helpfull hint.. If you need a fast tan..

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Picture this...  It's a Friday night and you're lounging in your pj's at home. All of a sudden your phone rings and it's the cute guy you have a crush on at work.  He asks you if you're busy and if not ,do you want to go out on date.  Even though you look like crap, you say yes.  He says he will pick you up in 30 minutes. Panic erupts as you hang up the phone. What should I wear ?  Than you look at yourself in the mirror and gasp.  You look like casper the ghost.  No time to run to the tanning salon.. What to do now.  Than you remember that you bought that case of cheeto's.   You proceed to the pantry, grab the case of cheeto's,hammer and run back to the bathtub.   While quickly crushing, opening, you pour the cheeto's in the tub.  Next you jump in and roll around till your nicely coated with that cheesy goodness of cheetos.  Put your best dress on and voilà!! You are ready just in time as the doorbell rings..

Warning...  Be wary of stray animals, possible rainstorms, etc.
asked Oct 10, 2015 in Any Old Thing by zbandette ( 51,742 points)

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Seems like a waste of some good cheetos...
answered Oct 13, 2015 by Darkangel67 ( 11,732 points)
You can get the same outcome if you use nacho doritos also.  They also make good fire starters.
Oh dear !!